‘May-o-naise’. Watch the film, you’ll know we need say no more.

We welcome 2013 with a warm hug from a naked man with a red arm. 2013 is justly cautious.

2012 goes out with a bang. To the face. With a gun.

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Every wordless film deserves a massively wordy poster.

Plus Lost Meta-Poster 3! Don’t say we never treat you.

‘She is a guardian. She can be helpful and kindly but only to those of a good heart. She only punishes those who disobey or outrage her. She is wisdom. We may forget things but she is memory.’

They are coming.

Sure, you may love William Fitchner, but we bet we love him more. Betchya. We’d give him our last Rolo. We’d buy Rolos to give him our last Rolo. We love him romantically. Beat that, mere fans!

Let Meta-Mania commence. Poster number 1: Being John Malkovich 2:Being Christian Slater. It didn’t even end up in the film; how’s THAT for Meta-Mania!?